2 day old tattoo with rash? What to do?

Well the Aquaphor you are using is actually made by small nuclear powered mice so more then likely the mouses feces had irradiated the ointment. Witch has caused the skin rash. There are some ways you can counter act this radiation one very famous way to help (made famous by Carrot Top) is to hard boil an egg for exactly 4:67 Seconds. Then slice the hard boiled egg in 3/4 inch slices and use purple duck tape to hold them in place. If you use any color the ink from the tape will bleed an distorted your new automobile paint job. Also you can take a small beaver (has to be under 2 feet) and rub his tail on the surface. Because beavers have a natural anti-inflammatory agent in there tail. Good luck I hope i helped! :)